I may not be in scrubs all the time, but I never stop being a nurse!

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Lessons learned

* As soon as you change a diaper, be prepared for the poopy!

*If you like your outfit, it will get spit up on it!

*Pee-pee goes down in the diaper.

*Difference between those used to babies and those not: the panic face vs the calm talk when baby cries.

*2 cups of coffee after 9months of little to no caffeine = major caffeine buzz and dizziness!

*Shaved legs are overrated!

*Babies just get rashes. "The wind will blow wrong and he'll get a rash!" -Dr. Clark

*A nurse giving Jonah a bath vs Grandma = about 30 difference!

*How such a small thing can produce so much poop is either terrifying or amazing!

*Being out burped by your baby.

*learning to view stretch marks as battle scars!

*Boobs turn rock hard when you miss a feeding/pump!


*How such a little thing can bring so much joy and love!

1 comment:

  1. hehehehe.. I laugh because I remember those days, and then there's some things i have already forgotten and obviously took for granted. I'm so proud of you Rachel. Go team Jonah!!

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